she was scheduled for one today, but since i work shitty hours i couldn't take her but low and behold my darling little sister was on spring break so she could take her!
one problem- my sisters car.
she doesn't realize that he car is a detriment to society, and one of the many causes of pollution and the fact that you can't go over 60 or it breaks down is a real big deal.
she sees nothing wrong with her car, also called Daphne (DA fa knee)- i call it an abomination.
so the night before (Monday night) my mother agreed that my sister would take my moms car, and she would take the abomination.
yay- problem solved.
i know your thinking what a selfish bitch i am for not letting her use my car to drive my kid around but shoot me, I'm being very vain right now.
well guess what god had other plans and my mom forgot and took her own car. which left me to either
A. switch the car seats around and let Torrie go in the abomination or
b, be a big girl and let sister drive baby in new safe car.
ugh whyyyyy does my conscious always have to kick in.
thus, i drove in this,
not so bad from the outside huh? can you see that the drivers door has no handle!! yea i have to hop over the seat to drive!
we must accent the ridiculousness with the dice AND a sign that says no farms no food. yea great and don't forget the Hippy air refreshers or the CD changer that does not work.
yea. so I'm done whining about the abomination, if i didn't love Torrie she would be riding in this chitty chitty bang bang car. but, on the bright side, i drove home quickly at lunch time and swapped my car out.
In other news,
i went to the eye doctors, i have shitty eyes to begin with but they're worse, like 60 yr old woman worse. ugh i cant catch a break, and if i cant get my Blood pressure under control she said my eyes can blow up. yea that's what she said, my eyes will b l o w u p. really? come on? so off the the docs i go on Friday to start me on some meds. hooray, not.
here's my degenerative eye




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