I Quit

First of all, I ate chinese food in the parking lot of the gym. Thats a mortal sin isnt it? Cus I'm pretty sure it is and I'm also pretty sure i did it. And i chowed down AND I LIKED IT. screw it, i worked hard tonight, so that little fumble before I went in was no biggie.
Then i worked out, like any normal night at the gym and then i went tanning. Uhm but since when are locks not meant to lock things because this guy walked in on me nakie!!! OMG and i screamed. So i quickly got dressed and ran out mortified because i look like a lump of lard since i was preggo and gave birth. I saw him on my way out and gave him the stank eye.
I went back to working out hiding in the corner. I was getting ready to go when i see him coming from afar. I do my "im trying not to laugh " look and stare at the ceiling. WTF this is not kindergarten but damn am i embarrassed. So now he comes up to me with his hand out and has the nerve to introduce himself! His name was phil by the way, and then he tries to chat me up. But im not having it. So i continue to laugh in his face like im not embarrassed and then he says whats your name. I tell him and he says well you look good ill see you around. Are you mother effing kidding me. I look like a piece of dog shit that it kicked dirt on and then someone rolled their bike thru it. I look good. Yea and your a sucker for naked women.

Ugh. Then i went home and finished my chinese and wallowed in  my pity.