Friday Letters

I decided to copy cat some of the blogs I follow and do friday letters. I doubt I am half as witty as they are.
Well, Here goes!

Dear Torrie,
Thank you for finally sleeping thru the night last night. I cannot tell you how surprised I was when I woke up with the urge to pee and saw the clock say 6:20!!

I love you,
Mom

Dear G, (torrie's dad)
I think that we have officially run our course in this relationship, after your antics for the last month, the 9000 chances I have given you to fix this relationship has run dry. Have a nice life.

-bitter ex.

Dear work,
even tho i missed most of the week due to torrie's puke fest- im still glad its friday and that my time with you this week is over.

-employee

dear collection agency/former college,
thank you for letting me prove you wrong, and admitting that I acctually dont owe you money. How about you fix my credit score now, and pay ME for all the time i wasted proving you wrong. I especially loved how you thought i was young and dumb and didnt save any paper work- But i acctually saved EVERY SCRAP OF PAPER you ever handed me. Thanks for that, it helped me show what ass rapers you acctually are. Now I can go back to school (a different one) in january! yipee!

-pleasantly surprised

Dear New College,
I cant wait to start you this winter. I am sad that it will take some time away from my baby, but I hope she realizes I did this for her in the long run.

-new life

dear mom,
Thanks for always helping with torrie and being there when I need you. Thanks for picking her up from daycare and allowing me to go back to school with your help.

-loving daughter

AND FINALLY-

DEAR STRESS,
Why are you in my life torturing me??? Get the fuck out!!!!

-miserable in CT